1. Prelude and Preparation

“I’m thinking of cycle-camping from Santander to Roscoff, sometime in mid-June,” I said to Paddy, one evening down the pub in February. Paddy had done the 900+miles from John O’Groats to Land’s End the previous summer.

“What distance is it?” Paddy asked.

“About 700miles or 1100-ish kilometers,” I replied.

“I’ll do it, with you,” Paddy said. “It’s probably best if there are a few more, though.”

“Just in case something happens?” I asked.

“Well, yes, but it’s more sociable, too,” Paddy said.

So, there it was, agreed; we would cycle the route, carrying all our kit and caboodle, hopefully with another one or two others. My main problem was that I didn’t have a roadworthy bike; my mountain-bike (pictured below), with the added weight of the luggage etc, would be way too heavy for me on my first journey of this kind. Luckily, Paddy offered to lend me his spare bike; so, problem solved.

1999 Haro Vector V1 V-BAR: With all the luggage etc to be added, and the added rolling resistance from the wide tyres, I decided to ride a lighter bike

Another little problem was getting me fit enough for the challenge. Even though I ran and hashed, albeit less frequently than a few years prior, this was not nearly enough; I needed to do some distance cycling. This was easily solved with some rides into Dartmoor and the South Hams, combining distance and hills; ideal. I steadily built-up my distances so that, by the end of the hot, sunny March, I could cycle out to Totnes and back, a distance of about 45 miles.

All was going well until, in early April, I did my back in while out running with Titchika, the German Shepherd. My back was in so much pain that, even with the prescribed tramadol pain-killers, I couldn’t get out of bed, never mind walk, run or cycle for about three weeks. This was such a huge catastrophe that I constantly considered cancelling the trip. However, as I recovered, I began walking and cycling short distances and, when I fully recovered, I bought a folding exercise bike to supplement my training. My training was coming on again and I made steady distance increases to places such as Tavistock (36 miles), Princetown (41 miles) and Okehampton (70 miles), plus mileage on the exercise bike.

Some people knock exercise bikes for the wrong or zealous reasons, citing that they’d rather be out on the road or that it’s boring and uninspiring. Don’t listen to them; they’re idiots. As there are no downhill sections on exercise bikes, you don’t get any rest; it’s constant pedalling. In fact, I reckon, if you did one hour on an exercise bike, that’s the equivalent of doing between 1.5 – 2 hours on a road bike. So, if, like me, you did two hours on the highest couple of settings on the exercise bike, at an average speed of, say, 20mph, you’ve just done the equivalent of nearly FOUR hours out on the road, plus, if you close the doors and windows on a warm, sunny day, you can get part-acclimatised to the temperatures we expected to confront on the road.

Me 70mile Okehampton ride: At 315metres and 295metres respectively, Black Down and Sourton Down were higher than any hill we planned to encounter in Spain and France

The route would follow the coast along the Bay of Biscay, as much as possible, until we hit Brittany, which we would cross, via Roc Trevezel, to Roscoff on the English channel. I made a route mileage list, without marking evening stop-overs as we didn’t definitely know where we would end-up each evening. Evening meal and breakfast food would be purchased certainly after five pm, probably after 7pm.

I carried in my pannier bags: lightweight sleeping bag, a few spare clothes, some toiletries, towel, phone-charger, waterproofs, cycle lock, maps, camera, emergency and first aid kits, dish, flipflops and some other stuff. In the saddlepack was a spare innertube, repair kit and tools. On Paddy’s advice, I mistakenly brought a rucksack, inside which was my bumbag (fanny pack in Americanese) containing passport, money, the day’s map, Swiss Army knife, snacks, spare glasses, all-in-one spoon, fork and knife. With the benefit of hindsight, because/despite it was only a 20litre rucksack, it was only really of use when carrying food and drink purchased late in the day, but I could have used a gym bag for that.

About 150 Portugal-bound Hog Owners awaiting to board the ferry at Plymouth

So, on Sunday 10th June, with all this preparation, I reckoned that I was quite up for the trip and was pretty confident as we boarded Brittany Ferries’ MV Pont Aven, with about 150 Harley Davidson motorbike owners, in Plymouth for Santander, Spain . . .